Kristen - 18 - FL I don't march spirit.

giive-me-a-reason:

mind—under—matter:

thecatalier:

The diamond cutter

Oh my gad, what even

I’m so excited for Atlanta like I get to see some many people it’s literally such a big deal

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

scarletwannabe:

Color guard has made me many things but mostly a stripper and a jedi 

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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lucidnee:

prettypussyprincess:

if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

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u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

Can y’all stop giving away secrets

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that